A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an
anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to
climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In
her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground
and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to
a local ER to see a doctor.
She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and
how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go
wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?” He smiled and then told
her,
“Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the
Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management
before I could remove old-growth timber from a ‘recreational area’ so close
to a waste treatment facility.
I’m sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.”
