A brilliant student’s wrong test answers
Posted: 30 January 2012 08:32 PM   [ Ignore ]
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(I’d have given him 100% ... check it out and think about it)

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without
cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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Posted: 30 January 2012 09:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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guys a genious!  must have been a boilermaker. LMAO!

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